A belated Happy Devil Day, blogniks. Satan left a special gift for you at PopWatch HQ last night. That's right: It's Paris Hilton's music video for "Stars Are Blind ."

Last time talk turned to Paris and the Burning she has induced, many of you wondered why I would waste your time with the cynically manufactured play-project of a wealthy, spoiled, party-hopping bobblehead when there are perfectly deserving bands. To these people I say: I merely am the tool of Satan. I like my 401(k). You got problems? Take them up with the Dark Lord of Tartarus.

So... the video. It looks, um, it looks, well, it looks like she went to the beach, accompanied by an underwear model bred in a tank specifically for this occasion. Luckily, someone had a camera (someone always seems to have a camera when Paris is involved) and a music video broke out. I feel sorriest for that tree she's gyrating with. (Guess Fabio Jr. can't dance as well he... tans.) The way Paris is molesting it, I think the tree has a strong case. Or, rather, it will have a strong case... of something, unless it downs some amoxicillin, stat. Ha! Didja see what I did there? Didja... uh... Hoooooooooooooooooooo boy.

Booooooo..even if I did like Paris (which I don't) I still think the video sucked and so did the song. Why must be forced daily to see her ugly horse nosed face with her scraggly limp faux blonde hair and a body of an AIDS victim? Someone please stop her!! I think I will go insane if I see or hear anything from her again!

Well....that's about 4 minutes of my life I'll never get back...if I suck helium out of a balloon and sing, hump a tree, and roll around in the sand, can I get famous? Whatever, Paris Hilton is simply a waste of good life.

The song isn't bad but this has to be the worst video I've ever seen (and I'm including the early days when they just had the performer on a stage singing). The two of them just literally jerk around like spasmodic monkeys suffering from ADD.

Ok, where to start?? First of all, I can sing in a high-pitched voice and hump a tree, I just don't have the "namesake" to get discovered and produced. Paris Hilton, Pop-idol songstress? I think not people. She should go back to the simple life of sex tapes....and leave the tree out of it!

To actually want to see a trashy Paris would have been good. If she did something to make fun of the sex tape and all her random crazyness, it would have been great. But it is the most boring video in the history of music video.

I think the saddest thing is that the only way she knows how to express who she is is through her warped idea of sexuality. I've yet to see anything other than her scantily clad, posing suggestively. And this video only gives her a venue to do that for another 4 minutes. I keep hoping another face other than vapid plasticity comes out, but I doubt there is another face.

Someone said it looked like an extended Calvin Klein commercial... and I agree. She has an average voice and no spectacular acting skills. Every time I see the video, I doubt her credibility as an artist. To me, she's just a rich socialite trying to make her own money because she can't live off her father forever... or maybe she should. I'd rather watch Britney Spears because at least she was entertaining.

Oh and another note to add, do we know where this beach is? cause if it's remote, i say we gather Ashlee, Lindsay, and Paris, put them in a little boat and ship them out there. Hilary Duff and the Olsen twins are on probation.

Earlier today, I accidentally clicked a link that directed me to the offical artist's page for Paris Hilton on MTV's website. I must say, I think it was the first time I was actually offended by Paris Hilton. If she's an artist, Janet Reno should be a candidate for FHM's sexiest woman.

The song is horrible. It sounds like someone took Blondie's "The Tide is High," Boy Meets Girl's "Waiting for a Star," and that oscure Beach Boys song from Troop Beverly Hills and threw it all into a blender. sorry paris, but all the money in the world is not gonna buy you talent or likeability.

i was never a fan of hers, but i don't think i can tolerate her anymore now that it's been confirmed that she actually takes herself serioulsy. basically, it's impossible to take ANYONE seriously who regards paris hilton seriously. especially if that person is paris herself.

Chelsey, sweetheart... did your mommy drop you when you were little? I ask in response to your comment: "shes not lip synching". Ummm, its a music video dear. They're typically not live recordings. So, in fact, YES she is lip synching. Oh, and you're a tool.

I think she is a good singer but i dont like the video that much i didnt think she was going to be a good singer.i like the song its ok.and shes not lip synching.

I liked the song, but the video is a total rip-off. The black and white sequences are copied from Chris Isaac's "Wicked Games" and the color sequences are an exact replica of Britney Spears' video "Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know." Only Paris Hilton could be deemed capable of copying Britney!

it wasn't horrible, but it started to make me feel ill half way through and i just had to turn it off; and the thought of watching it again, brings up that same sick in the pit of my stomach....

Glad people are noticing the re-hashed concepts of the video. "Cherish" meets "Wicked Game" is a pretty good way to describe it, as is the whole "Blondie" meets "Gwen Stefani" description of the song itself. Of course, the song isn't nearly half as bad as the video.

Eh. It's not terrible, even though I would LOVE for it it be terrible. She sounds about midway between Jewel and Britney. Seriously boring video though. I don't think I've seen anyone since the start of MTV be so awkwardly unsexy on camera, including early Jessica Simpson. Weird, porn stars are usually good at faking that sort of thing.

There is something about watching the Paris Hilton video and listening to the song (which I now officially love btw) that feels OK compared to enduring the nonsense that is Ashlee Simpson and I think I've figured out what it is. The fact that Ms. Paris Hilton has an album and video solely because of the fact that she is rich and a Hilton makes the whole thing SO ridiculous that it kinda becomes funny and subversive in a way. My friends and I now think its cool to listen to her on the radio (we're not paying for the song, are you crazy), while making fun of her and doing all of her manufactured poses and air kisses. It doesn't hurt that the song is pure cotton candy either... I'll take Paris over Jessica's wicked little sister anyday...

hahaha, oh the tree. that's perfect. also, the song is much, much better than this video. her lip synching isn't even lined up with the music right.

The director is clearly channeling (read: ripping off) Herb Ritts. The music is surprisingly not terrible... much more catchy (and in tune) than that awful, awful new Rihanna ballad. Paris' range may be limited to a handful of notes, but at least she knows her limits.

And quit with the Leonard Cohen ("First we take Manhattan"), Madonna, and Chis Isaaks concept. It's been done, overdone, and burnt. However Chris'es was a lot more tastier.

Good call Gwen on the Madonna look alike...I also had another flashback- to a certain model and rock star on a beach shot in black and white, each intimately sharing moments with each other, though, let's be honest, Paris' video is like a cold shower compared to Chris Issac's "Wicked Games". But, unfortuantely, I can totally see this song catching on this summer because of the camp factor.

This is the first time I have heard the song and (sorry Gwen) but it does sound likethe original Hollaback Girl - but without the style, toughness, class or self respect.

I will have to disagree. I thought it would be garbage, but I actually like the song and would watch Paris Hilton gyrate against ANYTHING. Hardly boring!

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