NEWS This week: TOM FRANCIS rifles through some dead psycho's alleged garbage, ERICA C. BARNETT carries on about the city's alleged "crackdown on nightlife," and ELI SANDERS bestows more attention on Washington State's premier Darth Vader impersonator, Tim Eyman. The Stranger news team: Putting the "news" in snooze since 1991.

While the Stranger's editor-in-chief urges readers to submit videotapes of themselves in sexually compromising positions, Stranger news editor JOSH FEIT climbs on his well-worn soapbox to rant about the evils of protecting pharmacists who dare to have religious convictions. Porn=good, religion=bad—The Stranger in a nutshell, forever.

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